Monthly Archives: August 2011

Spotted

  • Gen. Emilio Aguinaldo is using his power to let you recycle the Peso

He(llo Kitty) is Lord. Jesus on the dashboard.

  • Epiphany  (noun) – the manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles.

Aug 18, 2011 – This morning, I was riding shotgun in a jeepney bound for Lahug. The sight of a toddler Cookie Monster in between two Hello Kitty characters beside a ceramic figurine with the words “He is Lord” written, caught my attention. So, I took two pictures using my cellphone’s camera. One was from a medium distance, the other was a close-up. (Maybe the traffic enforcer is Cookie Monster’s dad). (See image below).

hellokitty

Because of the small screen and limited resolution of my phone, one can’t see a clear detail of the images taken. I downloaded the images to my computer for better viewing. An unexpected image came out on the close-up shot. A ghost-like image of Jesus Christ appeared. (See image below).

hellokitty2

Maybe this is Jesus’ way of saying to us that He is everywhere. You don’t have to go to CCP (Cultural Center of the Philippines) to be with him. Together with an ashtray, dildo, condom or Mickey Mouse.

Zombie with lots of plants in Babag, Busay

  • Strangling Rez Cortez

Rez Cortez, the baddest bad man in Philippine Cinema. He’s so bad, he smirks upon the possibility of a 300+ pound zombie attempting to choke the hell out of him.

One off the semi-bucket list

  • Donating blood

 

Trypanophobia : the extreme fear of medical procedures involving injections or hypodermic needles.

blood_donor

 

Nurse : Please squeeze the rubber ball to make the blood flow faster.

Me (thinking) : Why, of all rubber balls in this clinic, did you give me the one with a whale printed on it? I know half of my body is out of this small bed. The last time I laid down on a clinical bed this size was when I was 6 years old. That time, I had my circumcision. (The guy on the right with his feet sticking out of the picture got a plain red rubber ball.)